Sniper 8:24 Sat Jul 23
Just got in trouble with the missus
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She asks if there's anything I want for tea
I said 'do you am fancy a kebab?' (Place round the corner does cracking chicken shish)
Cue angry rant about never making my mind up never deciding what I want why does she have to decide...
Am I missing something? Is it not generally inferred when someone says 'do you fancy...' that they would like said thing? Or is it actually quite common for someone to go
'do you fancy something'
'yes that sounds great'
'well I don't - fuck off'
I'm really rather confused
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sidneyshitcunt
11:32 Tue Jul 26
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I finally solved the "which dress do you like, this one or this one" insolvable question, by becoming a billionaire and buying both.
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BubblesCyprus
11:32 Tue Jul 26
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OR...''iF YOU DON'T FANCY COOKING HOW ABOUT A KEBAB TONIGHT? ''
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BubblesCyprus
11:30 Tue Jul 26
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''Whatever you fancy my love enjoy all the food you cook''..........Just a thought always worked for me when Mrs BC was alive.
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Chopper Toshack
10:38 Tue Jul 26
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Would it not be more efficient to tell us when you aren't in trouble with the wife?
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sbeddy
8:08 Mon Jul 25
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Whatever I say to my missus she just calls me a cunt. So I make a point of never cutting my nails and shoving my thumb up her arse every time she gives me a blow job. Better than any kebab I've ever eaten.
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HairyHammer
7:19 Mon Jul 25
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You must crush her with Iron fist,
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Duncan Donuts
6:45 Mon Jul 25
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RB,
Nah, not really...
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mashed in maryland
3:43 Mon Jul 25
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Hermit Road 1:17 Sun Jul 24
This really.
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Ricky Bobby
3:32 Mon Jul 25
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Two things....
1, Link to missus please sniper, rules are rules
2, Duncan Donuts 6:02 Sun Jul 24 REALLY? You, not her.
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Fivetide
6:03 Sun Jul 24
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She asked you a question, and infuriatingly you answered it with another question.
For most people that's okay once in a while. But you've probably been doing this to her for years, so she's now reaching a level of exasperation where she just wants to smash your drippy face in with a hefty ornament.
Hth
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Duncan Donuts
6:02 Sun Jul 24
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My missus (a teacher) likes camping but hates Sci-Fi and most of the music I like.
During the school holidays I suggested taking her and the kids to Solarsphere - a weekend-long festival (camping) with workshops and lectures on astronomy and the solar system during the day (educational) and trippy bands like Poisoned Electrick Head and Hawklords in the evening. Oh, and there's a Sci-Fi fancy dress party on the Friday evening.
She's not keen.
I don't know why I fucking bother sometimes....
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claret on my shirt
5:45 Sun Jul 24
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I guess she was offering to make you something and when you said kebab it was an insult to her cooking
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chim chim cha boo
5:33 Sun Jul 24
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...Or of course you could just shit in her handbag.
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monto
5:33 Sun Jul 24
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Shit in her handbag.
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chim chim cha boo
5:29 Sun Jul 24
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Sniper,
It sounds like a quite dangerous place your relationship is in and the real question was (because women never ask you a straight question) 'do you take me for granted?'. It's the second most asked (or not asked) question after 'do you still love me?' In fact they are BOTH probably the same question because if you loved her (in her mind anyway) you wouldn't take her for granted.
You could argue that they are two different questions (after all you love the dog but don't make a big fuss of it every time it walks into your field of view) but she doesn't want a straight argument either. For some unknown reason she'd rather stew for a couple of days.
So the correct answer to the question 'what do you want for tea?' would have been something like 'you've worked pretty hard around here so I'd prefer you to just put your feet up for the evening. Why don't I run round to the kebab shop and get you something- unless you want something different? It's my treat babe'.
Or straight to the pint (they HATE that but there's not much she can do about it): 'I know it's looked like I take you for granted sometimes but it's just that I'm getting my arse chewed off at work and I'm sorry if I've seemed a bit preoccupied. Want a take-away'?
Equilibrium restored and you get your kebab.
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joyo
4:59 Sun Jul 24
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Private Dancer l know how you did it,you married a chick with a dick and think you have the best of both worlds!
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joyo
4:59 Sun Jul 24
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Private Dancer l know how you did it,you married a chick with a dick and think you have the best of both worlds!
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HairyHammer
7:32 Sun Jul 24
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Well Sniper, I have not spoken to the wife in 15 years now, I don't like to Interrupt. BOOM BOOM.
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Coffee
6:34 Sun Jul 24
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Totally until the comma, somewhat thereafter.
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Ronald_antly
6:33 Sun Jul 24
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So you were somewhat in agreement?
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Coffee
6:29 Sun Jul 24
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Ronald_antly 5:15 Sun Jul 24
Agreed. Except for the word "somewhat".
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